Real Girls Talk: Midlife Isn’t A Breakdown. It’s a Badass Becoming.

This one’s cosmic. If it found you, it’s meant for you.

You know what they don’t put on greeting cards?

That rogue chin hairs show up the same week your kid forgets your birthday. That your doctor might gaslight your menopause symptoms. That you can love your life and still want to scream into a pillow sometimes.

The Real Girls Midlife Manifesto: 11 Truths They Don’t Put on Greeting Cards is your no-filter, zero-BS, pass-this-to-a-friend survival guide to aging, ambition, grief, glow-ups, and giving fewer f*cks…on purpose.

It’s free. It’s fiery. And it’s yours right here.

Here’s a taste:

“Midlife isn’t the end. It’s the f*cking edit. Cut the crap, change the plot, and write your next chapter in bold, messy, gorgeous font.”

“You are not too much. You were in rooms too damn small. Find a bigger table, or build your own.”

“Grieve her. The woman you outgrew. She carried your ass this far. Now honor her, and become your next damn legend.”

If you’re done pretending you’ve got it all together, and ready to own exactly who you are (sweatpants, spreadsheets, stretch marks and all), this manifesto is your permission slip.

We’re not chasing youth. We’re chasing truth, and maybe orgasms that don’t require Google Maps.

And at The Real Girls Guide to Over 55, we always serve up the real goods: stories, tips, rants, and hard-won wisdom you won’t hear at polite brunches.