You are hilarious! I recognized some of these and would like to add that my oldest told me last week, "You have rizz, but like crazy person rizz." (He's been with me at some book fairs where I've been a sitting duck for some "interesting" older gentlemen.) This has to be my favorite: “I spent an hour lighting candles and staging my bookshelf because clearly I’m aura farming for my midlife comeback.” Thank you for the laughs!!
You are hilarious! I recognized some of these and would like to add that my oldest told me last week, "You have rizz, but like crazy person rizz." (He's been with me at some book fairs where I've been a sitting duck for some "interesting" older gentlemen.) This has to be my favorite: “I spent an hour lighting candles and staging my bookshelf because clearly I’m aura farming for my midlife comeback.” Thank you for the laughs!!
Lololol!! Please keep adding to our list! It takes a village to keep up!!
Truly!! There was something they kept saying a while ago that I could never understand. If only I had some memory left :)
Feel ya on that memory issue!!
chat! not tryna be glazin' but I loved this +aura
yours truly, unc
Thanks, unc